Newfound Alchemy in Buddhist premises

When Vijay Mallya offered gold to Buddhist Ayyappa, he probably didn’t expect a practical demonstration of Markist dialectical materialism. Yet in a state where gods and governments lean to the left, even the metals have joined the revolution. Somewhere between the Sopanam and the Secretariat, gold renounced its bourgeois privilege and embraced the proletarian humility of copper.

Under the serene gaze of Comrade Vijayan, this was hailed not as corruption but as conversion - a spiritual redistribution of natural elements. Gold, symbol of capitalist greed, had to evolve; copper, the honest worker’s metal, had to rise. Thus, Buddhist Ayyappa watched silently as Marx met metallurgy and the temple treasury achieved true equality.

Devotees may still murmur “Swamiye Sharanam,” but the new doctrine declares, “Matter is revolutionary.” The alchemists failed for centuries, yet Markism succeeded in one audit cycle. In the People’s Temple, where even gods must align with dialectics, faith has found its final form: copper-coated enlightenment.

After all, in the Mighty Markist laboratory, nothing is impossible - not even gold finding its nirvana as copper.

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~ ಕೃಷ್ಣಪ್ರಕಾಶ ಬೊಳುಂಬು